This is great. High brow Alf.
New video I produced with my Pit TV Team WATERBIRTH. It’s Toddlers & Tiaras meets Dance Moms meets never getting over high school!
My sketch comedy group is performing at Dinner 4 1’s show this Friday at The Pit theater in NYC. Starts at 8pm and it’s only $10! There will be blood and dinosaurs and probably someone wearing a hockey mask. Come check it out!
“Good Timing, Deer” from @nekomesha
Really awesome stuff. Wish it hadn’t been so CG-watered-down in the actual movie.
This is one way to celebrate the 30th anniversary of your best album.
SHOULD WE HAVE CUT THIS JOKE?
“Alicia Keys sung the longest version of the National Anthem in Super Bowl history, just beating out the 1995 version by Jerry the Patriotic Sloth.”Photo Credit: Jason Messina
Hey, here’s an image I made of the oft-forgotten Super Bowl National Anthem performance by Jerry the Patriotic Sloth, for Nikki & Sara LIVE!
Having never been nominated for an Oscar, Scarlett Johansson, in a recent interview with Stuff That Doesn’t Matter magazine, spoke about her plans to take on more challenging roles in order to expand her body of work, and possibly appeal to The Academy.
When asked what role she would now predominately seek out, she said, “An ugly person. Or, maybe just someone who’s slightly less cute than the rest of the characters in the film. Hell, I’d even do a scene where I had to wear an ill-fitting sweatshirt if it meant serious consideration from The Academy.”
This wouldn’t be Scarlett’s first time attempting to broaden her work. In 2006, she starred in Woody Allen’s comedy “Scoop”, where she played a journalism student investigating a murder with the help of a ghost. Looking back, she recalled, “I really thought I was a shoe-in for an Oscar nomination. I was working with an Oscar winning director, a great cast, ghosts and I even wore glasses to look bookish and disarmingly awkward, yet intelligent and approachable. Sometimes actors just need to make bold artistic choices.”
But in hindsight, it seems the glasses may not have been enough. She continued, “…I guess there still was that whole red bathing suit scene. Damn I looked good, probably too good. I knew that would come back to haunt me!”
She went on to say that despite this, she’s not one to have regrets, and is looking forward to her future work. When asked if she would consider shaving her head for a role or if she’d play someone handicapped, she replied, “The script would have to be really solid. Like, there’d have to be at least 7 or 8 tracking shots of my ass.”
-Jason M, Fofun News, Feb 2013
On the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary Charles Chodestein told his wife Pamela, that every time she saw him mouth “I love you” to her, he was actually saying “olive juice”.
“I don’t understand how he kept it up for our entire marriage”, said Pamela, “He never actually said I love you out loud, but I thought he was just being cute by mouthing it the whole time. If I had known he was doing that, I would have forced him to actually say it for real like all of my girl friends did with their spouses. Although, in the end, I think my biggest regret is having the last name ‘Chodestein’.”
We found Chuck Chodestein staying at a Super 8 Motel about three miles from his Sharpsburg, Maryland home. He spoke with us briefly, stating, “This is a private matter between my wife and I. No matter what I said, it doesn’t change how I might feel about her.” He then mouthed what we believe to be “And tell her, sorry”, but it is highly possible he could have just said “A tailor, sewing”.
-Jason M, Fofun News, Feb 2012
