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Watch Barbara Walters be an asshole to the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Stay strong Donatello.

Keep the weird coming AL.

A poem I wrote for all the Red Hat Society ladies out there. (Yea, I’m talking to you, mother who just accidentally stumbled upon her son’s tumblr feed on his open laptop.)

Had the pleasure of working on this segment. You’ll laugh in-between bouts of deep depression.

Historically-themed drink recipes to help you forget some of those historically-terrible times from @WaterbirthPITtv
#July4th

"Celery" - from Portandia