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UNISEX performing TOMORROW at NOW TIME! in PHILLY!

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 16:54:18 -0400

UNISEX performing TOMORROW at NOW TIME! in PHILLY!:

Come see my sketch group, Unisex, perform at L’etage, in Philadelphia, at 8pm TOMORROW (Thursday, the 6th)!! We’re doing ALL NEW sketches and stuff, plus there’s like a million other awesome performers! Check it out!

Been in an accident? Hurt yourself on camera? Have footage of...

Thu, 23 May 2013 14:01:55 -0400

Been in an accident? Hurt yourself on camera? Have footage of yourself looking like a clumsy fool and are confident it will go viral? Then you need a YOUTUBE LAWYER!

“Bottlecap”- New indie film trailer from Lonely...

Thu, 23 May 2013 12:37:35 -0400

“Bottlecap”- New indie film trailer from Lonely Island

This is great. High brow Alf. via Le Meme

Tue, 14 May 2013 14:44:03 -0400

This is great. High brow Alf.

via Le Meme

New video I produced with my Pit TV Team WATERBIRTH. It’s...

Thu, 09 May 2013 16:02:47 -0400

New video I produced with my Pit TV Team WATERBIRTH. It’s Toddlers & Tiaras meets Dance Moms meets never getting over high school!

UNISEX performing at Dinner for 1's Show at The PIT!

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 19:21:44 -0400

UNISEX performing at Dinner for 1's Show at The PIT!:

My sketch comedy group is performing at Dinner 4 1’s show this Friday at The Pit theater in NYC. Starts at 8pm and it’s only $10! There will be blood and dinosaurs and probably someone wearing a hockey mask. Come check it out!

“Good Timing, Deer” from @nekomesha

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 14:19:14 -0400

“Good Timing, Deer” from @nekomesha

Really awesome stuff. Wish it hadn’t been so...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:31:22 -0400

Really awesome stuff. Wish it hadn’t been so CG-watered-down in the actual movie.

This is one way to celebrate the 30th anniversary of your best...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 13:09:39 -0400

This is one way to celebrate the 30th anniversary of your best album.

buzzfeedmusic: Pretty sure this is how this image is supposed...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 16:04:28 -0400

buzzfeedmusic:

Pretty sure this is how this image is supposed to look.

nikkiandsaralive: SHOULD WE HAVE CUT THIS JOKE?“Alicia Keys...

Thu, 21 Feb 2013 14:41:47 -0500

nikkiandsaralive:

SHOULD WE HAVE CUT THIS JOKE?

“Alicia Keys sung the longest version of the National Anthem in Super Bowl history, just beating out the 1995 version by Jerry the Patriotic Sloth.”

Photo Credit: Jason Messina

Hey, here’s an image I made of the oft-forgotten Super Bowl National Anthem performance by Jerry the Patriotic Sloth, for Nikki & Sara LIVE!

Having never been nominated for an Oscar, Scarlett Johansson, in...

Wed, 20 Feb 2013 17:19:00 -0500

Having never been nominated for an Oscar, Scarlett Johansson, in a recent interview with Stuff That Doesn’t Matter magazine, spoke about her plans to take on more challenging roles in order to expand her body of work, and possibly appeal to The Academy.

When asked what role she would now predominately seek out, she said, “An ugly person. Or, maybe just someone who’s slightly less cute than the rest of the characters in the film. Hell, I’d even do a scene where I had to wear an ill-fitting sweatshirt if it meant serious consideration from The Academy.”

This wouldn’t be Scarlett’s first time attempting to broaden her work. In 2006, she starred in Woody Allen’s comedy “Scoop”, where she played a journalism student investigating a murder with the help of a ghost. Looking back, she recalled, “I really thought I was a shoe-in for an Oscar nomination. I was working with an Oscar winning director, a great cast, ghosts and I even wore glasses to look bookish and disarmingly awkward, yet intelligent and approachable. Sometimes actors just need to make bold artistic choices.”

But in hindsight, it seems the glasses may not have been enough. She continued, “…I guess there still was that whole red bathing suit scene. Damn I looked good, probably too good. I knew that would come back to haunt me!”

She went on to say that despite this, she’s not one to have regrets, and is looking forward to her future work. When asked if she would consider shaving her head for a role or if she’d play someone handicapped, she replied, “The script would have to be really solid. Like, there’d have to be at least 7 or 8 tracking shots of my ass.”

-Jason M, Fofun News, Feb 2013

On the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary Charles...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 12:41:31 -0500

On the morning of their 50th wedding anniversary Charles Chodestein told his wife Pamela, that every time she saw him mouth “I love you” to her, he was actually saying “olive juice”.

“I don’t understand how he kept it up for our entire marriage”, said Pamela, “He never actually said I love you out loud, but I thought he was just being cute by mouthing it the whole time. If I had known he was doing that, I would have forced him to actually say it for real like all of my girl friends did with their spouses. Although, in the end, I think my biggest regret is having the last name ‘Chodestein’.”

We found Chuck Chodestein staying at a Super 8 Motel about three miles from his Sharpsburg, Maryland home. He spoke with us briefly, stating, “This is a private matter between my wife and I. No matter what I said, it doesn’t change how I might feel about her.” He then mouthed what we believe to be “And tell her, sorry”, but it is highly possible he could have just said “A tailor, sewing”.

-Jason M, Fofun News, Feb 2012

manimator: Leonard opens up. Ugly Americans V-day cards to...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:50:35 -0500

manimator:

Leonard opens up.

Ugly Americans V-day cards to re-blog for your Valentine!

manimator: Naughty. Ugly Americans V-day cards to re-blog for...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:49:19 -0500

manimator:

Naughty.

Ugly Americans V-day cards to re-blog for your Valentine!

If the one you love breaks your heart today and leaves, just...

Thu, 14 Feb 2013 11:28:22 -0500

If the one you love breaks your heart today and leaves, just remember that time heals all wounds, and so do awesome flying dragon dogs.

when a groundhog gets cold feet.

Sat, 02 Feb 2013 13:23:43 -0500

when a groundhog gets cold feet.

This week, in the wake of the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend...

Wed, 30 Jan 2013 15:53:00 -0500

This week, in the wake of the Manti Te’o fake girlfriend scandal, local nerd Brian felt he too should finally come clean about his 15 year relationship with a “Niagara-Falls-area” girl.

“It’s just something you say so people don’t think you’re a loser, ya know?,” Brian explained fighting back tears, “but then the lie grows, and before you know it I had created this whole backstory about this pretty girl named Cecily, who had red hair and loved waterfalls. Hell, I even started to believe it a little. Truth be told, I’ve never even been to Niagara Falls. I’ve never even talked to a girl. Like ever.”

But Brian’s admission has been met with little or no reaction from his family and peers, much to Brian’s chagrin. “Yea, nobody even cares. Sure they think I’m a loser, but they thought that anyway. I guess you gotta be a jock for anyone to really give a crap. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m meeting up with some friends. We’re going to this huge party that’s supposed to have some cute girls. I’m gonna try to get over my shyness. Hello new me!”

Unbeknownst to Brian, we followed him home that night and quickly learned that when he said he was “…going to a party with friends and cute girls”, what he really meant was “sitting on his couch watching anime porn with various collectible action figures.”

-Jason M, Fofun News, Jan 2013

After you open your gifts today, don’t forget to SAVE THE...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 15:33:22 -0500

After you open your gifts today, don’t forget to SAVE THE BOWS! Next Christmas depends on it!

#savethebows

Made an extended version of Uncle Frank wisdoms, because...

Tue, 25 Dec 2012 12:23:00 -0500

Made an extended version of Uncle Frank wisdoms, because let’s face it, he’s got a lot of life advice to share.

CLICK HERE for the BIG jerk version.